2018 the latest humorous joke: SMS

Short message

Dad just called and asked anxiously, "are you all right?"

I said: very good! What happened?

He said: I received a text message saying that you have been kidnapped and asked me to call him 200000 within 3 days, or else I will kill the ticket!

I quickly comforted my father: don't worry, I'm fine, he's a liar! When did you receive the text message?

He hesitated and said, "when I got busy last month, I forgot about it."

Liar

I was overdrawn at the end of the month. I called my mother for help. at first, my mother chatted with me very happily.

When I stumbled and said that I wanted to borrow some money, my mother sneered: hum, liar, and want to pretend to be my son!

Then hang up the phone.

Who is it?

Mother steamed steamed buns, steamed and then carried a plate of steamed buns into the house.

The son reached out to eat, and the mother hit her son and said, "go away and let your father eat first."

Sitting aside, my father proudly took a steamed stuffed bun and said, "see?" This is the wife.

After the father ate a steamed stuffed bun, he wanted to eat it again, but the mother brought the steamed stuffed bun to her son and said, "go ahead, it looks ripe."

The son ignored his angry father and said faintly, "see?" This is Mom.

Weiqi

The boy went to his girlfriend's house for the first time and has been depressed ever since he came back.

His roommate asked him, "what's wrong?" Are her parents not warm to you?

Boy: no, her father set up the chessboard to play go with me, and I panicked more and more.

The roommate asked inexplicably, "you play well, too. What are you panicking about?"

Boy: as it goes down, her father's chess shows the shape of the house.